Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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