i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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