Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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