the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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