Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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