I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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