So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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