Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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