got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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