Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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