Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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