At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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