We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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