so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
a search helicopter?!
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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