God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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