Im at strip club and am horny
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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