Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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