Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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