Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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