Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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