Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
operation harelip BJ is a go
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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