She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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