PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
