The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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