Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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