i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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