In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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