How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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