distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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