His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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