Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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