all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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