I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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