The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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