y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If that was your dad, he is hot
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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