super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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