You work out of a Hotel?
Duck Duck Cougar?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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