Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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