Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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