My girlfriend figured out who you are.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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