i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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