4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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