her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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