i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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