Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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