marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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