it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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