What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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