you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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