windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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