Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
