This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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