i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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