You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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