I'm eating all of the evidence.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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