I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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